Filed under: Appropriation, Are You Kidding?, Displacement, Future Plans, Gentrification, University City Creep, University City District | Tags: creep, Gentrification, university city, war, west philly
Alert! Vandals have repeatedly struck the 4500-5000 blocks of Baltimore Ave in West Philly! Every lamp post on both sides of the street has been tagged UNIVERSITY CITY DISTRICT. Why oh why would merciless thieves and liars called University City District do such a thing??
“The intent is to increase illumination, reduce the perception and reality of crime and encourage private investment.”
Oh, that. But wait, there’s more!
“Lewis Wendell, University City District’s Executive Director noted, “This project demonstrates the results of a new level of collaboration between the major institutions in University City, Penn Dot, the City of Philadelphia Streets Department and PECO.”
We here at the UCD blog love collaboration, especially between private corporations and the government. But seriously folks, the vandalizing soul-sucking demons of the “left of center” University City District should really be reprimanded for their behavior. Replacing perfectly good, working streetlights with boutique, fake vintage gaslight-looking streetlamps for a million bucks so they can hang their crummy gentrification advertising banners… well what can we say, this shit is wack.
Peep the original press release via http://www.ucityphila.org/news/release/402
Filed under: Displacement, Gentrification, Poverty, Race, Real Estate, University City Creep | Tags: creep, Gentrification, home prices, university city, upenn, west philly
Every once in a while something really funny comes across our news desk. Apparently one real estate agent for RE/MAX thinks that home buyers elbowing to get their kids into the UPenn run Alexander school are making a mistake. These special brand of West Philly gentrifiers are looking to get into the Penn Alexander Catchement Area, a strangely mapped zone that qualifies your special kid to get into that special school.
Except the wise folks at REMAX give their top reasons to AVOID the special real estate zone, besides saving money…
“You don’t like the smell of Dirty Diapers on Wednesday mornings. True, the Catchment Area has exploded with the arrival of little stinkers like the one below. If you don’t like the smell of streaky green diapers on garbage day, move a few blocks away…”
Wow. Could that pesky diaper smell actually serve to dissuade people from this elitist neighborhood? We can only hope. However, the Philly Weekly article that inspired our real estate blogger actually had to quote someone using a FAKE NAME because of how much they’re ripping off people.
“We bought our first home, which is in the catchment, eight years ago for $100,000,” says Frank, a property owner/manager who now lives outside the city and doesn’t want his real name used in this article. “When the school opened, we watched our house go up to $150,000, then $200,000. Now it’s worth $400,000. With home prices rising, our rental price is higher. I’m aware that there aren’t many people in the city who could afford to rent our house.“
Local parent Pat Warner says “People have more money,” says Warner. “It’s not a bad thing, necessarily, but it’s different. And it certainly seems less diverse.”
Gee, you think? Gentrifying the neighborhood isn’t bad, it’s just different. Whiter. Richer. Stinkier. Chew on that.
Filed under: Displacement, Gentrification, University City Creep, West Philly Cultural References | Tags: creep, expansion, Gentrification, university city, west philly
via Zine Library. Sounds familiar if you live in West Philly, right? Distribute freely.
Filed under: Introducing | Tags: branding, creep, Gentrification, marketing, sketchy, ucd, university city, upenn, west philly, yellowjackets
This is an investigation of the powers that be in West Philadelphia, PA. West Philly. West Illadelphia. West Philthy. Home of The Roots, KRS-One, Will Smith and Dick Clark. Wait, what? Yes, apparently American Bandstand, the teen whitey show that launched Dick Clark’s career, was filmed in West Philly. Who knew? But the secrets of the land west of the Schuylkill (translation: rushing and roaring waters) go much deeper, and that’s what we’re here for. We are the maniacs digging up the dirt in plain sight. After all, if you were an evil megalomaniacal corporation masquerading as an academic institution, you’d probably want to brag about what you were doing, right? The landed gentry (read: yuppies, liberals, etc) have been encouraged, poked, proddled, and deeply subsidized in order to ensure a University City bubble (aka rich white safety zone) around the family jewels. Now, granted, Philadelphia is sorely lacking in social services, so it makes sense that the corporatocracy (read: University City District) would step in and provide services, like street cleaning, buffing graffiti, de-flyering, 24/7 security forces (read: yellow jacketed Allied Barton employees, 95% of whom are black and paid less than $15/hr), and real estate support services, namely marketing campaigns. More on all of this later, of course, but by now you should be tasting something sickly sweet, or notoriously bitter in your mouth…probably depending on your upbringing and requisite class-consciousness. As the University City District creeps onwards, as theives in the night, venturing further and further westward until Lansdowne is a stone’s throw away, we too must creep into the minds of every single person contemplating buying that gorgeous old house in that sketchy neighborhood that’ll probably turn around in a few years…go forth, multiply, and sow the seeds of dissent and disgust.
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