Filed under: Appropriation, Are You Kidding?, Displacement, Future Plans, Gentrification, University City Creep, University City District | Tags: creep, Gentrification, university city, war, west philly
Alert! Vandals have repeatedly struck the 4500-5000 blocks of Baltimore Ave in West Philly! Every lamp post on both sides of the street has been tagged UNIVERSITY CITY DISTRICT. Why oh why would merciless thieves and liars called University City District do such a thing??
“The intent is to increase illumination, reduce the perception and reality of crime and encourage private investment.”
Oh, that. But wait, there’s more!
“Lewis Wendell, University City District’s Executive Director noted, “This project demonstrates the results of a new level of collaboration between the major institutions in University City, Penn Dot, the City of Philadelphia Streets Department and PECO.”
We here at the UCD blog love collaboration, especially between private corporations and the government. But seriously folks, the vandalizing soul-sucking demons of the “left of center” University City District should really be reprimanded for their behavior. Replacing perfectly good, working streetlights with boutique, fake vintage gaslight-looking streetlamps for a million bucks so they can hang their crummy gentrification advertising banners… well what can we say, this shit is wack.
Peep the original press release via http://www.ucityphila.org/news/release/402
Filed under: Displacement, The Master Plan, University City Creep, University City District | Tags: upenn, west philly
We here at UCity blog always look forward to the month of May, when the birds and the bees feast on the vomit left on the doorsteps of UPenn fraternities and UPenn sororities. There’s also the super-bonus of UPenn Graduation, a time when the city streets are power-washed, the hedges are trimmed, and the University pays hundreds of cops overtime to look menacing. We find that this greatly helps the UPenn endowment/trust fund, as parents and grandparents, otherwise terrified of West Philly and its filth ridden tales of yore, give generously to their favorite Ivy school.
If you’re planning on attending graduation for any reason, be it heckling and booing, or skimming off some free catered food, make sure to look out for SUV-wielding psychpaths (read: parents) who don’t really get how to drive or park in a major city.
Filed under: Displacement, Gentrification, Real Estate, University City District | Tags: eviction, Gentrification, university city, upenn, west philly
From something called The Jewish Exponent. Exponent? You people have to get a little better at naming your newsletter…
“David J. Adelman is the president and CEO of Campus Apartments, a company, which provides housing for undergraduates, graduate students, faculty and support staff at various colleges and universities throughout the United States.
Under Adelman’s leadership, the company has broadened its focus to include mixed-used projects on campus that incorporate both retail and office space together.
The company has increased its revenues by 300 percent over the last five years.
Adelman’s commitment to his clients extends to initiating and funding other types of projects that enhance the quality of student life on American campuses.
One of them is the University City District, a partnership between the University of Pennsylvania and other institutions to improve the safety and cleanliness in communities around Penn’s grounds and immediate area.
Moreover, Campus Apartments is the largest private-sector supporter of the district, contributing more than $500,000 over the past decade.”
That’s really charming. Campus Apartments in Philadelphia is making so much money, they can throw a half-million dollars at a gentrification committee in 10 years. That’s basically like having an employee for ten years who is paid $50,000 a year. Ah, lobbying. I’m sure Adelman’s “commitment to his clients” lies more in their exploitative monetary relationship, rather than “student life.” It’s scum like Adelman who have created the notion in yuppie pea-brains that $1,000 per month for a “studio/1BR” is a good deal in West Philly.
Filed under: Appropriation, Are You Kidding?, University City District | Tags: upenn, west philly, youcies
West Philly kids love going to the Bubble House for queer dance parties. The mere fact that Bubble House is located at 34th and Sansom should have tipped everyone off to their lameness and associated evils already, but in case you missed it, the “youcies” love Bubble House. Youcies? Really? That’s the best you could come up with? via (LOL) Rupert Murdoch’s MySpace. Sorry we all missed this great event.
Young Friends of University City Happy Hour!
The Bubble House
3404 Sansom St., Philadelphia, PA
Tuesday, March 20, 5:30pm
Connect, Interact and Explore with youcie –The Young Friends of University City. Mingle with old friends and make new ones while enjoying drink specials and complementary hors d’oeuvres courtesy of The Bubble House at our first monthly happy hour.
This event will take place from 5:30 to 7:00pm, is free and open to anyone ages 21 and up, so feel free to pass this invite along but, please RSVP by March 16 so we can plan for enough food.
Youcie members are diverse individuals who are committed to University City’s uniqueness, growth and vitality. Youcie events will allow members to connect, interact with and explore University City’s diverse cultural, social, and community service offerings.
Youcie membership is free and open to those 21 years and older who wish to engage in exciting programming with other like-minded professionals.
To RSVP, please send an email to youngfriends@ucityphila.org.
Filed under: Are You Kidding?, Introducing, University City District | Tags: marketing, ucd, university city
Just saw an ad for a new marketing scheme courtesy of University City District: University Square .BIZ! Nothing says fine establishment like a .BIZ address. I’d say it’s a good place to go to meet squares.
But their website says…
“Eclectic. Hip. Urban. University Square includes galleries, cultural and recreational venues, and public spaces, as well as funky shops, nationally known stores, bistros, fine dining establishments, and outdoor cafes.”
It’s none of my .BIZness but come on people, hip? urban? Nothing screams YUPPIES like University City.
And it’s time for our daily disclaimer: If you’re looking for info about University City, or restaurants in University City, or perhaps even the Top 10 reasons to go to UPenn, then you’re at the right place. We’ve got all that University City info and more.
Thanks, UCD for the worst facebook page I have ever seen. Just remember, people who are friends with faceless evil corporate real estate development agencies are always super cool. Maybe I’ll find my new BFF through the UCity facebook page! OMG! PS- I smell a rat.
Filed under: Licenses & Inspection (L&I), Real Estate, University City District, Zoning | Tags: expansion, university city

Why does this man get it more than you do? BJ Widick, author of Detroit: City of Race and Class Violence, is one of the few people who fall into the category of “old white men” who get it. Before his untimely death last year at the age of 97, Widick was well known as a Columbia prof and unionist, and a good Serbian/Midwestern rabblerousing hybrid that exemplifies what makes this country great. (Or as they say in the vaporous toxic cloud of University City marketing, what makes this place so very diverse and special. Desirable diversity, the hot new fetish!)
Below is an excerpt from Detroit that was actually transcribed from a Gary Nunn radio broadcast from 1957. Behold.
“The Real Estate Board pursues–and enforces–a policy which will in time spread the ghetto, block by block, until it becomes the entire heart of the city. You can watch it happening almost day by day. As a Negro family moves a block away from the ghetto’s former boundary, real estate agents go to work on the fears of the white residents in that block. The prospect of a double sale is created; a new home to the panicked white seller, and an old one to another Negro. Block by block it works…There are no apparent legal weapons against a group of men [the Detroit Real Estate Board] who practice the most vulgar racism in their internal membership policy–whose external policy results in what we could only describe (should it happen in any other country) as a form of Fascist race segregation and economic discrimination based on race.”
Gee, radio sure was different back then. It should be noted that is not just realtors who are factors in the displacement of people of color–the State functions as an apparatus of the rich to declare buildings out of code, unsafe for habitation (thanks L&I!) and thus ripe to be picked up on the cheap by whites with cash-in-pocket. If you don’t know already, most people cannot get a loan/mortgage from a bank unless a house is in “habitable” condition, e.g. conforms to code, has working furnace and water heater, needs no major repairs. Why? Because if you default on your payments or they jack the rates, and they then repo your house, they want to be able to sell it easily for more cash money. See the cycle? In order to buy foreclosures or condemned/gutted properties, the buyer must have 100% cash, which leaves the option of a buyback out of the question.
At this point I’d like to introduce some of the great new tools of the trade that scum sucking devil worshipping money grubbing, ahem, West Philly real estate professionals, use to research which properties to buy and essentially steal based on the support of wonderful public-private partnerships like the University City District.
Number one on the list is Trulia, very popular as a way to search forclosed homes and fancy gentrified flipped homes. They won’t be honored with a link, but you can probably figure it out. See how much your neighbors are trying to flip their “gorgeous renovation” for.
Number two is Property Shark. This requires an account but it is bona-fide free. This gets you into the property history of any address, complete with zoning info, last sale price, mortgage status, and neighborhood demographics. See how little your landlord paid for the building in which you rent an apartment, or how much those yuppies on the corner paid. See how one building is against zoning code, or how every building on your block is owned by some absentee landlord from Florida.
These tools can be used for subversion or for ill. More on all this in another edition of University City.
Let’s start with the basics, shall we?
The University City District is defined as a 2.2 square mile zone west of the Schuylkill. The “boundaries are, on the east, 29th Street and the Schuylkill River; on the west, 50th Street; on the north, Spring Garden Street (to 40th Street), Powelton Avenue (to 44th Street), and Market Street; and on the south, Civic Center Boulevard, University Avenue and Woodland Avenue.” [ref] The UCD also happens to be a “non-profit” corporation which shares a building with the Philadelphia Police, one block east of the UPenn Police station (FYI: UPenn cops are authorized by the State to make arrests up to 43rd St.) How ironic that the occupiers of historically poor/working-class, non-white lands would run marketing campaigns that redefine West Philly as the “left bank” and “left of center.” White liberalism knows no bounds, but can take pointers from Zionism in its mobilization and appropriation of the suddenly oppressed “victim” of crime. See, for those of you that don’t know, Gentrification goes a little something like this… young white artists and post-30-year-olds start to move into super-”cheap” neighborhoods that are predominantly POC (read: people of color) and/or industrial/post-industrial fallout zones. The script runs like this:
Whitey #1: “Wow did you know you can get a crazy huge warehouse at 34th and Spring Garden for like only 100 grand right now?”
Whitey #2: “Holy crap that’s really cheap! If I keep my center city job I can pay down that mortgage in 10 years. That’s a steal!”
Whitey #3: “Yeah let’s totally make it into a community space community garden show house artist residence!”
Whitey #1: “That would rock!!”
6 months pass…
Whitey #1: “So my Dad says we have to rent at least half of the space at market rate in order for him to continue paying the mortgage for us. But like we would totally be cool landlords and do affirmative action and stuff…”
All of a sudden, you’ve driven up property values 200%, raised median rent 100% in 6 months, and become bona-fide landlords. Oh yeah, but you totally still listen to indie bands and are down with the cause. Right. (Take note Fishtown and Kensington.) But as we like to say, “that’s America,” or “that’s life, right?” No, hell no! Ya’ll should get acquainted with Seth Tobocman’s amazing book You Don’t Have to Fuck People Over to Survive. Because you don’t.
But let’s get back to the basics about University City… today from the horse’s mouth we get:
“With its funky vibe and unique spirit, University City is one of Philadelphia’s most vibrant and diverse neighborhoods. Located on the west side of downtown Philadelphia, the area is a hotbed of education, science, medicine and research. This dynamic, close-knit community is home to college students, artists, and families who coexist amid world-class universities, dining, nightlife and cultural offerings.”
Wow I didn’t know it was that exciting! We all co-exist! We all get along! Obama, Obama, Obama! I guess America isn’t racist after all!
Let’s lay off the crack, shall we? What bigwigs actually contribute to the UCD, and make West Philly what it is today?
$1,000,000 and up
University of Pennsylvania (ed note: and by “up” you must mean…”)
$500,000-999,999
Drexel University
University of Pennsylvania Health Systems
The William Penn Foundation
$100,000-250,000
City of Philadelphia/Department of Commerce
INTECH Construction (ed note: strangely, the very same company that just built The Radian highrise directly adjacent to the UCD office building)
Pro-Med
The Science Center
University City Associates
University of the Sciences in Philadelphia
$50,000-$99,000
Campus Apartments
Children’s Hospital of Philadelphia
And that’s just the “major” donors… [ref] Well, gee, I guess I just didn’t realize how much money the UCD had to play around with. But then I did see those signs on I-95 for “University City” going north and south, and all those bridges painted with “welcome to University City” must have cost something…
Then again, our primer continues with the Housing Act of 1949, which instead of building better homes for people, ended up subsidizing a net loss in dwellings, and paid UPenn to raze houses in West Philly.
And this is the part where we lay the smackdown…
“Many residents of University City were still prepared to fight the destruction of their homes, however, and for the first time, student groups at Penn really seemed to take an interest in the situation just north of the University campus. Lawrence Beck and Stephen Kerstetter, two graduate students at the University, spent parts of their fall semester in 1966 visiting the “slums” of Unit 3 and interviewing residents. They published their findings in a five-part series entitled “The Quiet War in West Philadelphia” that ran in the Daily Pennsylvanian, the University’s student newspaper, from 23 January to 27 January 1967. “The Quiet War,” which was sympathetic to the displaced residents, stood out not only because the Daily Pennsylvanian rarely featured a series but also because its five articles were among the first in that paper to discuss the redevelopment proceedings in Unit 3. Felton Newman, one of the area residents whom Beck and Kerstetter interviewed, claimed that “the West Philadelphia Corporation is a front for the University of Pennsylvania” and that Penn was “fostering segregation by moving all Negroes out of the area.” The graduate students also found that other residents seconded the idea that “urban renewal means Negro removal.”" [ref]
This is why going to Penn must be a mindfuck–you have to write your papers to reference “University City” as a real tangible place, as you explore the vast racist destruction machine therein. And on the same page we find, “Conforming to the regulations established by the Housing Act of 1949 and its successors, this $12 million grant covered two-thirds of the RDA’s estimated $18 million net cost of preparing Unit 3 for redevelopment.” Oh gee, I’m glad that the Feds covered 2/3 of the multi-million dollar cost to destroy homes and replace them with UPenn science buildings.
the fight goes on and the saga will be continued