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University City is an experiment in the rotting gentry. A master plan outlined by a coalition of organizations that are the bastions of the rich white liberalism that has pervaded this country of late. Specifically, that means a flood of people buying homes in West Philly that can afford to do so based on the UPenn war machine’s generosity, additionally enabled by Obama-voting, Hybrid-driving liberals who believe themselves to be open-minded, non-racists who can seemingly seamlessly integrate into impoverished neighborhoods of people of color. Dispel and desist these ideas, and dare to resist. Your choices are tied into the economic machine which grinds us all down, but never forget that in America “some [people] are more equal than others.”

May 15, 2009, 12:18 PM
Filed under: Displacement, The Master Plan, University City Creep, University City District | Tags: upenn, west philly

We here at UCity blog always look forward to the month of May, when the birds and the bees feast on the vomit left on the doorsteps of UPenn fraternities and UPenn sororities. There’s also the super-bonus of UPenn Graduation, a time when the city streets are power-washed, the hedges are trimmed, and the University pays hundreds of cops overtime to look menacing. We find that this greatly helps the UPenn endowment/trust fund, as parents and grandparents, otherwise terrified of West Philly and its filth ridden tales of yore, give generously to their favorite Ivy school.

If you’re planning on attending graduation for any reason, be it heckling and booing, or skimming off some free catered food, make sure to look out for SUV-wielding psychpaths (read: parents) who don’t really get how to drive or park in a major city.

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